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itsanearhatloki: noticemeimbroken: katonwolf: ximjustinlovex: sleeping-with-theveil: allyykatt:   I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see. I have a lot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them. I smile a lot, so i must have the perfect life. I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner. My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch. I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around? I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them. I like to help out, so I must be a suck up. I’m black, so I must be ghetto. I’m black, so I must be stupid. I’m Mexican, so I must be low class. I’m bisexual, so I must get around. I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch. I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic. I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian. I cut myself so I must be emo. I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe. I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed. I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends I am gay, so i must be bullied I am trans, so I must be a freak. Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy. I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist I make a lot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded. I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay. I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel. I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed. I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut. I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy. I really love him, so I must hold on. I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid. I really love him, so I must be taken for granted. I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt. I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid. I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo. I wear make up, so I must be a flirt. I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated. I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood. “Forever reblogg”. Wow this this is perfect wow I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore I’m overweight, so I must be fat I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner I like country music, so I must be a redneck I like pop music, so I must be a floozy I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot I’m Irish so I must be drunk I’m German so I must be hitler I love this. I’m an atheist so I must be a pretentious asshole. I’m a masculine girl so I must be a lesbian. I’m a feminine boy so I must be gay.
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dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

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GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

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dontcallmepeasant: searchingforknowledge: d2fang: faroresferrari: allthingshyper: wanderingquill: These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain.  I enjoy this post WAY too much Call me malicious but I want every male politician who’s against birth control and abortion to get hooked up to one of these. A+ gif usage that gif makes something good into perfection

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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  • 1. What's your favorite candle scent?
  • 2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
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  • 31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)?
  • 32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
  • 33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
  • 34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
  • 35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
  • 36. Can you whistle?
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  • 1: post a selfie?
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  • 18: is your room super messy or really clean?
  • 19: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
  • 20: do you prefer pens or pencils?
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awayed: my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so